The Secret of Gurus: Fool people such that they feel honourable.
Love devoid of sacrifice is liking.
Politics: The fine art of appearing to do, while doing nothing.
Street Corner ‘Computer Education’: Relegating potentially good plumbers into positively bad programmers.
One who has yet to fail has yet to take a worthy challenge.
Genius: Somebody who works harder than you!
As you reflect on everyday’s unfairnesses, you wonder if God exists, and if he does, is he just and compassionate.
Sorrow is essential to nature, joy is a slow by-Product.
Those that cannot enjoy do not live.
Have you ever seen idiots becoming ministers? But this revolutionary trick does work!